Bank Robbery in Texas

A masked gunman held up a bank in Texas yesterday. After acquiring the cash he attempted to leave when a brave customer meet him at the door and yanked the mask from his face.
Without hesitation the customer was shot dead. The robber turned and saw a teller looking up at him and shot him dead on the spot. The robber then asked,“Did anyone else see my face?”
A gentleman standing at the tellers window, where the teller was shot, with his back to the gunman, raised his hand and remained turned away. The gunman asked,“What do you want did you see me?”
The gentleman replied, “No Sir, But I’m certain my wife got a good look at you!”



Is that an original or did you make that one up…either way pretty good.


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It’s been around awhile. ;D

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box
and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he
was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning
in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her
about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand.”

Not one hand went up … so she took the crabs home and ate them.

Two lessons learned here:

  1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

  2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folks think.

It was an email I recieved. Thought yall would enjoy it!