Halloween Humor

Why don’t witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow weenies!

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone appetit!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Ice Scream.

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

When you’re a mouse.

What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?


What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?

A chummy mummy.

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?

A plumpkin.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Day-scare centers.

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

Boo boos.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray.

What was the favorite game at the ghosts’ birthday party?

Hide and shriek!

How does a monster score a football touchdown?

He runs over the ghoul line.

What is Transylvania’s national sport?

Drac racing.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body.

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?

They loved in vein.

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?

Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin!

Why do mummies make good employees?

They get all wrapped up in their work.

What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?

Fly by night operations.

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?

Home Moaner’s Insurance.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

What’s a monster’s favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?

Count Duckula.

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